wanker yanker

1) An American who is also a wanker.

2) An American who is mid-wank.

Person 1: Oi mate, do you see that yank ova there?

Person 2: Yea mate, hes a wanker yanker.

Person 1: Literally.

by StevenAyank March 21, 2016

wanker's cocoa

Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.

"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."

by Yigman April 16, 2019

Dizzy Wanker

When a person is being a twat it makes them a dizzy wanker

“Shut up you dizzy wanker”

by Sideburn Sid March 18, 2020

nipple wanker

A person that wanks to nipples

Nate stop being a nipple wanker to other males.

by TheFuckboydownthestreet May 20, 2016

Briefcase Wanker

When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.

You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!

by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021

wankers chat

the worst and best group chat to exist. terrifying and full of mentally ill gays. a bunch of kpoppies, parxies, and emos. tends to defy human logic and should be sued for causing mental, emotional, and psychological damage.

consists of:

I'm not supposed to name people wtf yall know who you are anyways theres almost 30 of us

"Hey have you heard of the wankers chat?"
"yes and i want nothing to do with it"

by walmartshoppingcart June 29, 2021

Investment wanker

An investment banker who wears a white shirt with a gilet (normally Patagonia) and chats a lot of shit

That guy over there is 100% an investment wanker. Just look at his vest.

by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 17, 2023