The ability to have a wank whilst simultaneously undertaking another task with your free hand, which is non wank related.
Mike, " Yo Steve, what did you get up to last night"?
Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".
Mike, "Good effort mate".
Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".
Mike, "Good effort mate".
by go_now_and_live October 28, 2011
Get the Fusion Wankmug. Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?
Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.
Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.
Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
by wankhouse December 31, 2013
Get the Tactical Wankmug. (noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.
2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.
Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.
2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.
Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.
1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."
2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."
3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."
4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."
2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."
3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."
4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."
by PornographyMilk June 4, 2010
Get the Wank Flannelmug. by Scott8879 August 2, 2008
Get the Wank Manmug. A wank performed while at work and during work hours, usually in the toilets and for the purpose of:
A: Giving yourself a little boost during a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.
B: Rewarding yourself for completing a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.
C: Seeing how much money you can earn from your cunt of a boss just for having a wank.
D: Stopping yourself from feeling the need to molest that hot new girl in reception.
A: Giving yourself a little boost during a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.
B: Rewarding yourself for completing a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.
C: Seeing how much money you can earn from your cunt of a boss just for having a wank.
D: Stopping yourself from feeling the need to molest that hot new girl in reception.
by thatmrox August 26, 2011
Get the work wankmug. Masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation. Also known as "Strategic wank"
by Ian S August 7, 2005
Get the tactical wankmug. A wank holiday is a self-imposed period of abstinence from masturbation, either from sustained feelings of guilt, or cramp, or a combination of the two.
Mike felt dirty after having had yet another wank while he thought about gay policemen, so he decided it was time for a wank holiday. If only lasted as long as the next episode of the bill, however.
by Ben Dover of thet Yard July 20, 2008
Get the wank holidaymug.