Salty-Walrus

1.A large sweaty bitch who rides a motorcycle.
2.A hairy man who likes to get on the rides at carnivals that are intended for young children.
3.A walrus that is covered in salt in its solid form.

Your mother is a salty-walrus.
Get away from him Lucas, he's a salty-walrus.
Oh shit, that is one salty-walrus

by Daviddivad May 21, 2008

Fuzzy Walrus

You ejaculate on a fat girls face, then quickly rip out your pubic hair and throw it on her.

I just came on this girl then threw pubes on her. it was awesome. Made her look like a fuzzy walrus.

by TheHairyMammal June 6, 2009

riding the walrus

When a female is ontop an overweight male during intercourse and her knees cannot reach the bed due to his huge stomach.

Riding the walrus is so difficult because I can't balance without my knees touching the bed.

by stripper_wrangler December 18, 2012

Pink Walrus

The act of stretching out one's labia, braiding them, and then shoving them up your anus.

Dude, check out Sally, she's doing the Pink Walrus!

by Ralph Waylen November 5, 2010

The Walrus

When two men stick their penises in either side of the girl's mouth (or third guy) and it looks like he/she has walrus tusks.

The three guys performed The Walrus for the camera.

by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011

chocolate walrus

When two homosexual men perform fellatio on each other in a position that straight people refer to as the 69 position. After both men ejaculate they procede to poop on each others face, similar to 2 girls 1 cup.

Jason: Dude, is Jim making out with that guy that looks like Johnny Damon?

Chris: He sure is.

Jason: That is so gay. They will probably chocolate walrus tonight.

Chris: That is a guarantee my friend.

by Jmac-Gtown February 20, 2009

dirty walrus

what matt wilken does for fun on the weekends

Matt: Wanna go do sum dirty walrus's?
Dan: Go die in a fire.

by Dan December 18, 2003