Prison wallet poop 

When you don't have to poop, but you sit down and strain and force it. Like when you have to poop out contraband in the clink, you gotta strain and push

I knew I should shit before a night out, so I sat down for a prison wallet poop.

Prison wallet poop by elkenstein December 31, 2019

Gamer's Wallet 

When the gamer receives a notification their debit card will not process the payment as a result of spending all money on the steam sale.

Son: "Mum, my debit card won't work!"

Mother: "But son you've bought 122 steam games - you have Gamer's Wallet!"

Gamer's Wallet by Andybl June 27, 2011

M$ Meat Wallet 

The term used to define a Microsoft Fan boy Consultant, who patronizes you into thinking he is not insulting your intelligence, but really helping a situation he screwed up in the first place.

"Jim, our consultant just sent us an email back after our thirty page report, and commented that the report is vague on the details of the issue with the Micro$oft product, our consultant is nothing more that a M$ Meat Wallet!"

M$ Meat Wallet by AgentOrangeSkies August 22, 2006

sausage-wallet 

a person who sleeps with other people's boyfriends. A chick who "spreads like peanut butter".

Audrinda Patridge from the hills is a "sausage-wallet" for sleeping with Brody Jenner when he was dating Jayde

sausage-wallet by Ms. Chanandler Bong May 20, 2009

Pink Wallet 

the slang term for "vagina"

#1: "Hey dude, how was the party last night?"
#2: "Epic. Got some pink wallet!"
#1: "Niiiice"

Pink Wallet by Steven Snow June 7, 2011

ham wallet

a womans pearly white gates or bear trap

that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT

ham wallet by tymm blith July 6, 2007

Woman's Wallet 

1. Where my dick sleeps for bedtime.
2.When a woman's purse is too full so she shoves her credit cards up her vagina.

I pulled a prank on my wife by sharpening the edges of her credit cards so when she utilized her Woman's wallet, her pussy bleed and sliced it open bigger.

Woman's Wallet by cockafella October 18, 2011