Walking Taco

The act of walking after eating laxative-ridden food (or otherwise poor quality food) to the bathroom. Usually accompanied by the pinching of butt-cheeks to prevent poop from falling out. eg. like rolling up the end of a taco to prevent meat from falling out as you eat it.

Dude, I had to walking taco myself after dinner last night. I left a trail all the way to the toilet.

by McStool the Second April 15, 2014

Walking o

Stands for walking orgasim. Refers to any person who rates higher then a 10.

God! Shannon is a walking o.

by kriszig February 22, 2005

walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.

Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

Walking-short

When a tall person walks with their knees bent in such a way as to gain the perspective of a shorter person, hence, walking-short

Dwayne (6'3") was walking-short behind Sam (5'2") so that he could see the world from Sam's perspective

by tangencies January 16, 2010

Walking Billboard of Death

A person who is covered with tattoos memorializing their friends, lovers, family and pets

That girl has so many tats, she's a walking billboard of death

by BB5710 July 30, 2011

walking pneumonia

The most annoying illness in the world. Includes coughing really loudly and soar throat, but you can still walk.

They sound like they have walking pneumonia!

by RTK55101 July 2, 2018

Walking the Dog

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.

John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...

by Gunga-Zumba-14 November 15, 2019