walrus

the act of sneaking up behind someone and wiping your hand down their face while exclaiming, "Walrus!"

1. Dude, he just got walrus'd 4 times!

2. He wasn't even expecting that walrus.

3. ok, you go to the right and I'll go to the left, and we'll both walrus him at the same time!

by aiso21 June 1, 2010

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Mexican Walrus Chomp

When a girl is giving you a blow-job and another girl comes in and puts her vagina over your nose and bites the back of your neck while putting a dildo up the other girls ass.

So i was just chilling gettin some head from Tiffany, when Samantha walks in and gives me a fuckin Mexican Walrus Chomp

by McStingeyFart October 18, 2010

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punch the walrus

a play on the term break the seal
with punch replacing break and walrus replacing seal
subsequent urination throughout the night is known as slingshotting penguins

dude if u punch the walrus now you'll be sling-shotting penguins all night

by declanisromped April 21, 2008

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A walking oxymoron. The entire life that they lead is contradictiory.e.g. A Paramedic who is supposed to help people, is constantly needing assistance--always being the one found in the back of an ambulance ON the stretcher

"My god, you are one GIANT walksymoron." "Seriously could you BE any more of a walksymoron?"

by foshomo January 29, 2010

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Walrus Syndrome

Walrus Syndrome is when you have the ability to impregnate a woman with 10 or more children at once. In my case, I impregnated a woman with 200+ kids.

Oh fuck, I think I have walrus syndrome because I fucked this girl and now she's got like 200+ kids. Blimy

by Ur nan678 April 14, 2019

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