Mr.wipe a nigga nose if it’s runny

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by Jgotnobread May 15, 2022

Winter wipe

Wiping your dick across a girls face while cumming over their face like a windshield wiper during winter.

Yeah last night chad winter wiped me. Yay

by Idjfkffn September 21, 2023

dirty ass-wipe

cuss expression for an inconsiderate person

That dirty ass-wipe just cut me off.

by poohbar January 24, 2010

Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.

"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"

by SultanofFez January 7, 2019

ghetto Clorox wipe

basically a tissue with hand sanitizer on it.

"Hey do you have a Clorox wipes?"
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"

"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."

by anonymous December 27, 2020

dong wipe

a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.

guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?

guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe

by pelican clip board February 9, 2010

Test Wipe

The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.

"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".

by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010