What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

by Joe January 28, 2007

You Are What You Eat

A comeback for fat people.

Bully:You know, you are what you eat >:D
Fat Kid:Maybe that's why you're such a dick >:D

by DDSavage April 2, 2016

Who are you, and what have you done with

Used to express astonishment when somebody says or does something completely out of character. The only possible explanation is that they've been replaced by an alien shape-shifter who looks exactly like them, but acts differently.

The phrase is a parody of the cliché found in old movies, when somebody returns home to find their lover gone and a stranger in their place.

Shanee: "I'm going to stay in tonight and study."
Ruthie: "Who are you, and what have you done with Shanee?"

by Yogi Bhajan February 26, 2011

What Do

A popular way of saying "What to do" or "What should I do" on the image board 4chan. Normally included with a picture.

I walk into my room and see this, what do?

by Desertman123 February 16, 2010

What Le Fuck

An amusing way of saying "What the fuck" with a little french mixed in. Ahh, refreshing!

What Le Fuck is that guy doing?!

by Rob S February 14, 2004

What?!

One of the only 3 words that Lil Jon says, the other two being "YEAH!" and "OKAY!"

Stewardess : Did you pack these bags yourself?
Lil Jon : YEAH!

Stewardess : Enjoy your flight, sir.
Lil Jon : What?!
Stewardess : Enjoy your flight, sir.
Lil Jon : What?!
Stewardess : Enjoy your flight, sir.
Lil Jon : What?!

Stewardess : Enjoy your flight, sir.
Lil Jon : OKAY!!

by candykidposer February 29, 2004

What is Love?

A song written and sung by Haddaway in 1993. Since the internet revolution, it is usually associated with the "Night At the Roxbury" GIF and used as a joke.

"What is Love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."

by Turnaboutor February 16, 2009