Well received

In 2020 "well received" became the approved formal reply in an email to replace the previously ubiquitous "got it" or "copy." As with most multi-syllabic pretentious-sounding corporate jargon, this reply indicates the recipient hates you, their job, this task you sent them, and wants nothing more than to pawn the task to the next shift. Friendly relationship exchanges continue to use text messaging and the term "got it" as this indicates a much more likely chance your request was indeed received and acknowledged. When "well received" is combined with "circle back" in the same email you have been secretly told to GFY.

This email is well received and I will circle back shortly to close the loop on this critical action item.

by MoreRooster March 20, 2022

progressive wells

Well drinks served at a bar that become progressively more expensive as the day marches on.

Well drinks are 50 cents starting at 9 pm. Every half hour the price goes up by 25 cents. Progressive Wells.

by WhoCaresMrBean October 9, 2013

Well Ed

Colloquial euphemism for displaying such vivid emotions of euphoria, that one could reasonably assume the subject is frequently partaking in recreational hard drug use.

"Did you see Jerome fondling those teacup pigs, whilst simultaneously laughing hysterically? That guy was well ed”

by Thecityfarmer November 16, 2019

Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.

(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"

by lilhellian January 14, 2010

timmy'd into a well

the act of losing touch or other words getting lost "falling into a well." of anti social-ness.

disappearing for a few days that by only one or a little few people is recognized.

boy:how is mike?
girl: i dont know.
boy: how come?
girl: i didnt talk to him today, he could have timmy'd into a well

by ~dreamer-artistain October 24, 2010

Well... ashemeshare

What someone would say when they are content with what's going on around them or happy with an answer or idea.

P1. Your room is looking tidy
P2. Well... ashemeshare

P1. How was dinner?
P2. It was great.
P1. Well... ashemashare.

P1. We are going to the zoo today.
P2. Well... ashemashare

by Bat_Foz December 25, 2021

well-made

Anything that well constructed or skillfully built, usually this sentence belongs as a compliment

This film is very well-made!

by Lolitaismyrealname July 14, 2017