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When someone wants followers and gets their friend to comment on their post to fool the ignorant
James: hey dude, I need followers. can you tell people they’ll get a warning when they follow me?

Nathan: sure bro

Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?
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wating

An act of sexual self-gratification in which milled cereal grains such as oats or barleycorns are rubbed upon erogenous zones, customarily the pudenda. An atypical gerund, almost always used in the infinitive. Origin obscure, first noted among the Essex teddy boy culture of postwar Britain but plausibly derived from the Norfolk watty or wheatmeal. See also frotage, brown monocle
"No more bashful than any of his frustrated adolescent peers, Jim had launched upon career of carnality with the first tremorous steps of wating behind the Land Girls' dormitory" ('Licky Jim', 1958, Queensly Amis)
by Hubertus Pozwillow January 1, 2008
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Trigger Warning

A cop-out that social justice warriors use to make it seem like they're accomodating people with PTSD. Trigger warnings are usually posted at the content's header in order to keep from acknowledging that PTSD episodes do not stop for anything so long as the "triggering" content is still there and thus avoid responsible conversations about trauma.
"That article about rape made me feel terrible all day. I'm having a hard time putting my life back together."
"But I put in a trigger warning!"
by Magicalspecialsn0wflakedemisex September 6, 2016
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Wastin gas

Cruisin up and down the boulevard. Your not really goin anywhere, just goin slow up and down the road, wastin gas.
"Im wastin gas, aka just cruisin,
chasin ass, lookin for broads for bruisin"- C-mizzle
by C-mizzle July 27, 2005
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Loabal Warming

A phrase giving a name to when your ears feel really hot when you get embarresed. Phrasing derrived from the phrase "Global Warming" Often experienced by clumsy or uncoordinated people.
"Dude, did you see Phil up there, when he dropped the trophy he was so embaresed."
"Yeah i know, serious loabal warming!"
by ieatlolsfortea April 23, 2009
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Izzah Wardina

Izzah Wardina is someone who is lazy, annoying and not funny at all.
woah! you're just like Izzah Wardina!
by i am izzah wardina July 25, 2018
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time wasting simulator

Time Wasting Simulator is soooo garbage oh mein gott I can't believe it
by Astolfo_Fanboy July 5, 2022
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