von

he is super smelly ewwwwwwww

omg have u seen von
yeah bro he is smelly ewwww

by dazais2ndfavoritebandage July 15, 2022

Von Hollio

A term used to describe the "good" dick that is received from a guy that ultimately leads a girl to become attached and gain the title of a "bottom bitch".

Guy #1 : "Ever since I gave her the Von Hollio, she'll do anything for me. "

Guy #2: I know right, that's ya bottom bitch now.

by Mental_Enigma December 11, 2010

von the land shark

von the land shark if the reancarnation of king von as a land shark

Yo I'm gonna use von the land shark in Marvel Rivals.

by slickytv February 1, 2025

Von Neumann Steamroller

Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.

Damn, the city of Newark went full Von Neumann Steamroller? That's whack.

by anonymous October 3, 2023

Oliver Von Sicard

He,s a tall hair with black hair, and he is trying to look good every day by having gel in his hair. he is gymnastic and has fake muscles. he has a small dick. he has a very small penis. deez nuts

Oliver Von Sicard has a small dick

by DanielChulle December 13, 2016

Von

Von is the sweetest most nicest person you will meet. They are so wholesome, funny, and kind. You are incredibly lucky to have a von in your life. Vons are also gay rats, but in a good way. Von is so pure that god itself fears them. Everyone needs a von in their life.

You are so lucky to have your friend von. They are the best.

by PrdflS8n August 10, 2021

Theo Von

(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.

“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”

“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”

by TheDJPerks July 19, 2025