vampire kiss

kind of like a french kiss, but you bite each other's tounge and exchange blood.

I was makeing out with this guy when all of the sudden he gave me a vampire kiss.

by mimi May 13, 2005

Vampire Bite

To give someone a hickey.

A man and a woman were kissing when the man gave the woman a hickey. That is a "Vampire Bite".

by gizmo19961 July 2, 2009

Vampire blowjob

A type of blowjob that is common in the vampire community where one or more small cuts are made in the skin and then the woman gives the man a blowjob and at the same time sucking blood out of it.

Have you had a vampire blowjob?

by The Fury 13 November 3, 2010

sleeping vampire

after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)

i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!

by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005

vagina vampire

A overly-confident female who tries to take over and steal someone's boyfriend, based on her feelings for the guy (and the lack of feelings toward any "friends" that may be involved with the guy). The term is often used because the female may act violent and vampire-like in achieving her goal, which is often fueled by stimulation in her love box.

Kate: Dang, that new girl comes in here acting like she's someone important and now she's trying to steal my man!
Beth: Who, Veronica?
Kate: Yeah. Veronica the vagina vampire.

by Lckygrl13 January 3, 2008

vampire

A lawyer, especially a lawyer specialized in personal injury claims.

I hate lawyers... what a bunch of vampires.

by Danny hates lawyers May 27, 2007

vampire brain

1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the Sun is out

2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.

3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night

Examples:

Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.

"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."

The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.

by SlightlyBipolar August 13, 2011