20/20 Vision

20/20 Vision is when you take someone's nipples (preferably a girl) and align them so you can stick both of them onto your eyeballs. Thus having 20/20 vision of their tits.
Hey dude, I totally had 20/20 vision of Maria last night after the party.
by mootles24 November 02, 2013
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tunnel-vision-retard

1.) A person with a one track mind, lack of focus and intelligence.

2.) A person who was home-schooled by their parents.

3.) A mexi-cant.
Why did you drop your bowling ball you tunnel-vision-retard.

Sean: How come all he's talked about all day is World of Warcraft?
Paul: Because he's a tunnel-vision-retard.
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20-20 vision

1) a rare phenomenon that happens when a person wakes up and can see perfectly without the aid of glasses/contacts

2) a youtube channel that tricked half the population into thinking that they could predict celebrities deaths.
1) person 1: yeah i have 20-20 vision!

person 2: dude…you’re incredible!

2) person 1: hey have u seen that channel that predicts the future? it’s called 20-20 vision!

person 2: um…who’s gonna tell him
by lmaoig April 13, 2022
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Stal-o-vision

Yo dawg you see that Stal-o-vision going on at DFC?
by Gamma June 10, 2004
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healing vision angelic mix

A very difficult level 9 DDR song on heavy. Runs at 196 BPM, and has a 100+ step "death run" at the end.
by 5'1"Racer February 12, 2005
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XBOX 360 Live Vision

A camera ad-on for the XBOX360. It is essentially a webcam. On the XBOX360 you can record video, but this is pointless because you can't save it, you can only send it to people.
You can also take pictures at about 1.3mp, but this is also pointless because you can't save or extract the photos to view at that resolution.

On the PC it automatically downloads the drivers and doesn't let you manually install it. It doesn't have an interface so you're stuck with a tiny window to take pictures with, and when you take a picture it stays at that small resolution so it's not really 1.3mp resolution.

Basically it's cool but Microsoft must have hired a retard to choose it's features. And good luck trying to use it as a webcam.
guy: I just took a picture of myself on my Live vision camera!

me: Yea it's too bad you can only use it as your gamer picture so you can't appreciate the 1.3mp resolution, making it pointless.

guy: Yea but it's so cool.

me: And I forgot to mention you can't extract the pictures so it's pretty much a waste!

microsoft xbox 360 live vision is a big piece of failure.
by Oeon February 13, 2007
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I blame healing vision

Halifax specific term, comes from arcade culture. Used to claim that some failure you made is not your fault, but instead can be attributed to your own state of fatigue coming from playing too much DDR. (Especially if you actually did attempt Healing Vision.)

Is not an excuse for a poor sense of direction.
"Dude, why are you so dead today?"
"I blame healing vision."
"Oh, well then."
by Peter Smith September 20, 2004
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