a) When a man has penis-in-anus sex, penis-in-vagina sex, and receives oral sex with a single woman in a single lovemaking session.
b) When a woman has three orgasms in a single session of lovemaking, occurring during vaginal penetration, anal penetration, and oral stimulation respectively.
Note: When both of the above conditions are met in a single sexual encounter the event is called a double hat trick. If this happens on a first date it is a clear sign from the gods that these people should get married within 24 hours.
b) When a woman has three orgasms in a single session of lovemaking, occurring during vaginal penetration, anal penetration, and oral stimulation respectively.
Note: When both of the above conditions are met in a single sexual encounter the event is called a double hat trick. If this happens on a first date it is a clear sign from the gods that these people should get married within 24 hours.
"I told my girl I'm gonna give her a Venusian hat trick for Valentine's Day."
- a fifteen-year-old boy lying to his friends
- a fifteen-year-old boy lying to his friends
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Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.
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Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.
Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
1) A Rusty Venture? It's when you **** the ***** with a *** in your ***** and push the sharp bit in your ****.
2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.
3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.
3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
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