vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.

by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016

Vacation

an extended period of recreation, especially one spent away from home or in traveling.
the action of leaving something one previously occupied.
something that does not exist in the Gregory Sills Dictionary.

Greg is not on Vacation

by gskills July 20, 2017

vacation dick

The opposite of a boyfriend dick ( rather large ) that you can't have on a daily basis

I had the vacation dick last night

by Theurbanfox June 17, 2016

vacation dick

When you take dick from anything with good looks. You don't need to keep his so size doesn't matter in this situation.

That guy from the beach was so hot but the vacation dick was eh...

by MissM June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is too big to enjoy everyday, but need once in awhile

It's fun to enjoy a vacation dick when you don't have your normal boyfriend dick

by Meatbizal June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick you can handle every couple of months, but not on a regular basis

He had a total vacation dick, I could barely handle it

by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016

vacation outfit

an outfit bought weeks or months in advance to only be worn for the first time on vacation. most likely to dressy or trendy for the enviroment they will be wearing it in.

"Did you see that girls outfit? She's a little over dressed for Flordia isnt she?"

"Must be a vacation outfit, shes probably been saving it for a while."

by TinaRW June 16, 2008