Apple Valley

A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. There are no apples here. mainly small town but it is rapidly growing. not much to do here other than go to the movies. we have 2 theaters,

Apple Valley Teenager: I'm bored im going to the movies

by xoxo_maggs_xoxo August 25, 2009

San Ramon Valley High

There is no real cafeteria so underclassmen run around hoping birds won't shit on them. Many girls don't wear the same outfit once and have new drama every fucking day. The girl's drama always involves a guy. While the hardcore raider fans aka ghetto kids drive nice cars to school but act like they are from compton. The guys think they are hot shit if they get wasted every weekend and most the kids at school drive nicer cars than the teachers. A SRV student's weekend consists of looking for a place to get drunk than ending up at inn n out. Most kids at the school are either stupid or smart.

Girl 1: Ashley totally hooked up with Jason at the party last night!!
Girl 2: What a bitch!!
Raider guy 1: I am going to key that bitch's escalade!!
Raider Guy 2: Yea lets fuck that shit up!

by student January 26, 2005

Maple Valley Days

A place to do drugs

Lets go to Maple Valley Days together!

by i am not stupid December 12, 2011

Welsh valley girls

Never seen without a lulu lemon lunch box in one hand and a hydro flask in the other, girls at welsh valley are almost too basic to function. They pull up to school wearing brandy, lulu lemon, firehouse tees, sugar lip tanks, aviator nation, and any other brand name so they can show off. The only athletic shoes they own are Air Force ones, because only two of them can actually play sports and the rest of them just do school sports to say they’re athletic. If you see them out to dinner, there’s a 99% chance they’re at Azie with daddy’s credit cards dressed head to toe in LF. None of them actually date guys, just are things with them and hook up until it ends and then they post crying selfies on their private stories. Speaking of private stories, they spam it with random shit about and have approximately 72 different private stories. They’ll pull up to bat mitzvahs with their hair done, tits and ass hanging out of either a bandage dress or a way too tight black dress. They’re also wearing super expensive jewellery. They’re all obsessed w tiktok and won’t stop doing the dances in school even though they look like they’re having seizures. They’re instagrams are full of bat Mitzvah pictures, birthday posts, and endless pictures in Margate where they all can’t wait to get high at Lucy. They spend the majority of their summers there, except at camp. They will spend every second they’re not at camp posting about how they want to be at camp and will never shut up about their campies.

Welsh Valley Girls are annoying, but at least they’re not ghetto like BC girls!

by just-a-person-lol September 16, 2019

castro valley high school

Castro valley high school a place where every pretty white girl in the school likes black guys while the ugly ones like eachother. Its populated by asians which make up around 60% of the school and there all obsessed with Boba and Animes. The teachers are also the age of yoda and the young ones dont teach you at all. Half the "normal" white kids are weeaboos to.

"Dude you want to go to Castro valley high school?"

" no im not trying to get assaulted by a bunch of weeaboos"

by Brunojg December 6, 2016

Windy Valley

When someone puts an ice cube in their mouth and blows cold air through your ass crack

1. Katrina gave Ryan a windy valley and Ryan liked it.
2. Ryan Takes windy valley's for fun, he loves when the water drips on his anus.

by Real_Life_Ish November 16, 2006

kern valley high school

this little white school has about 800 people and is surrounded by mountains. the majority of people that go here are pot heads that actually get good grades. but outside of this school basically everyone is either high on meth or wishing to get out

kern valley high school suck

by dil bob October 4, 2017