university of chicago

where fun goes to die, on the south side of chicago.

I knew this really cool kid but he ended up at u of c. he now writes angst-ridden poetry and has forgotten what sunlight looks like.

by molybdenum April 12, 2004

Everglades University

Diploma Mill school trying so hard to get students in that their marketing teams can not even spell words right. The So called university was not even accredited but would lie to students to tell them it wasso they would enroll.

Credits "non-transferrable", but tell students to bring in transcripts from other schools "just to be safe" for a "just in case" circumstance. Their admissions department changes every three months because they can not enroll more than 2 people in each month. The Dean of the school left becasue she knows it's not worth her UF degree and to make matters worse the Vice President of the campus get her degree from where else? Walden University.

They think that having three campuses being in Boca Raton, Orlando, and Sarasota Florida would really make a difference. (when it does not)

I ended up going to Everglades University for my undergraduate degree and when I went to ask my new school about my transfer credits i found out that none of them transferred!

by Shorty_Wanardy June 29, 2010

The University of a Billion Chinese

a reference to the fact that the majority of students in Canada's Universty of British Columbia are Chinese

"That's strange, almost everyone here is Chinese. No wonder why it's the University of a Billion Chinese."

by iZ41 April 22, 2018

university of delaware

An amazing school in a crappy state where parties kick a!@, hot girls are plentiful, and work can be put off until tomorrow.
UD- Better than your school since 1743.

You don't go to UD, but you wish you did.

by Wendel May 24, 2005

Denison University

A ridiculous oasis in central Ohio where the former prep school kids from the east coast go to spend their trust funds on sleeping with girls and cocaine. This little school on the hill is the envy of every other school in Ohio. While we can all agree that Ohio is a dismal place, Denison provides an experience second to none as far as absurd college memories and possibly a mild to moderate drug addiction. Even though the Fraternity/Sorority system is not what it used to be you can be sure that anyone will have a great time while on the Dunes.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you go to school?
Dude 2: Oh I went to Denison University.
Dude 1: I once went there and had the time of my life.
Dude 2: Standard

Dude 1: Hey where did you go to school?
Dude 2: I went to Denison University.
Dude 1: Oh...I went to OWU.
Dude 2: I'm sorry to hear that.
Dude 1: Me too.

by Denidude April 24, 2009

University of Rochester

Although located in what many would consider the armpit of America, the University of Rochester is an institution of higher learning held in surprisingly high regard both internationally and domestically. Internationally, according to the Times of London, the University of Rochester ranks 73 substantially ahead of many well reputed schools including Dartmouth and admittedly below many of the world's most renowned schools. Domestically, according to US News, the University of Rochester fluctuates in the low 30's and high 20's. Its large endowment and excellent research opportunities make the University of Rochester an excellent stepping stone for future admissions into graduate school. Overall, Rochester is a great place to obtain an education but not such a great place to have a social life.

Its fucking freezing and I'm miserable, thank god I busted my ass in high school to get a 1450 on the SAT and a 4.0 GPA so that I could come to the University of Rochester!

by lasers December 25, 2005

University of Wisconsin Milwaukee

If you really want to go to a party in Milwaukee forget all the schools like Marquette and MSOE. Hit up the east side for keggers, a bar under the union, a sex panther for the mascot. In fall instead of leaves in the yard they a overlay-ed in beer cans.

Mike: After hitting up University of Wisconsin Milwaukee want to go to Oakland Gyro's?
Steve: Will we be drunk?
Mike: When aren't we? It is Milwaukee

by Ellen DeGeneres August 27, 2012