Texticles

Abbreviations used when texting to save time

She used so many texticles i didnt know what the hell she was talking about

by The 'stupid Guys of class2011 October 6, 2008

Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. March 11, 2008

Holy Testicle Tuesday

Epithet/curse, originally said in Mandarin Chinese, as part of a Firefly episode. Basically, an expression of admiration or horror, depending on context . In Chinese 神聖的睾丸, roughly said "Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN"

Upon walking into a room full of vintage arts and crafts:

Steve: Are these all yours?
Joan: Yep. Collection started with my grandmother, we just kept adding to it
Steve: Holy Testicle Tuesday!
Joan: Thanks!

by Selric February 24, 2015

Testicles

Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.

The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.

by ragazzacattiva March 9, 2015

Pinus Testicles

A young greek boy from the town of greecikiastopolis. 2. cousin to greekastopolis t. Hector. How to say idiot in norweigian

" you are a pinus testicles"

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Testicles

The location in a males lower region to store urine. Can be found just below the penis in an out-hanging sack.

I kicked Jimmy so hard in the dick hole that his testicles released pee.

by Soviet Russia 1912 December 9, 2017

Testicles

The two balls inside ya body infested with sperm

His testicles have lots of sperm

by bigrolly August 26, 2021