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Tornado of incompetence

An overly-confident, yet completely unqualified, leader who unwittingly leaves a wide path of destruction in their wake.
We we're almost finished with our project, until the Tornado of Incompetence - TOI - showed up! Now, I've gotta work all weekend!
by Specialks October 30, 2010
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tornado touchdown

A single piece of poop that does not break off from your butthole until it touches the surface of the toilet water
"Man that Mexican food sure was good"
"I think I'm gonna have a tornado touchdown"
by jpros874 December 19, 2016
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tornado

where you put the dick inside the booty and then the dick spins aroundd
i will tornado you this night
by Boiiwillrekyou February 28, 2017
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tornado

1. A large scary spinning thing. If you see one, run as fast as you can!
2. A delicious food you can buy from certain convenience stores.
1. Holy cow, there's a tornado!!!!
2. These tornados are delicious!
by awesomeness2006 April 3, 2017
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tornado

1. A large scary spinning thing!!!!
2. A delicious food you can buy from certain convenience stores.
3. An amusement park ride
4. A different amusement park ride, based on the food.
1. It's a tornado!!!!!!
2. These tornados are delicious.
3. I like to ride on the Tornado.
by awesomeness2006 April 3, 2017
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Tornado

A funnel shape that comes from the clouds and is formed by cold and hot air mixing with each other.
When the vortex hits the ground, it is called a Tornado. They can have winds up to 100-miles to 255 miles.
These winds are devastating and can easily tear down a house. They have a scale called the "Enhanced Fujita scale". It measures the destruction of the tornado aswell as the winds inside the tornado. It goes up to 5. EF0: Little damage; Hairdo ruined, roof tiles off. EF1: Moderate damage; roofs torn down, cars turned, trees blown. EF2: Acceptable damage; Poorly made houses ripped off the ground, cars lifted, trees gone. EF3: Severe damage; Houses lifted off foundation, cars teared. EF4: Insane damage; Well constructed houses ripped off the ground, trucks (tankers) sucked right in, thrown. EF5: Extreme damage; Concrete structures DESTROYED, houses OBLITERATED, welded-to ground structures gone.
Also, please note, if you decide to place your house in tornado alley, don't be mad when you come back from work and see your house missing.
That tornado destroyed my house!
I saw it!
by ThatOneFuckingNigger March 30, 2017
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Tornado Syndrome

Tornado Syndrome is a disease that makes one overuse shitty dead memes and the words "no u" in a discord chat.
It is a strain of Slimtism, which is a worse form of Tornado Syndrome. once one is infected they begin to make fun of themselves, by changing their discord name to "The Jewish Belgian" and "de shat" which shows that they are indeed a victim of Tornado Syndrome.
Tornado Syndrome is real, don't go to builigium or you will get it
by Migger Slayer July 22, 2018
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