hoots and toots

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.

"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".

by jml51 October 10, 2020

Toot

my fave
didnt think last definition wentnup
ibsessed with jk
whore fir jk

lori: wow toot is so cool!
isa: girl its tot

by loripori January 31, 2024

toot his horn

A man playing with his cock like he’s honking a horn…

Toot his horn (penis) like his honking it

Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it

(Alex walks in)

Harry: He just toot his horn

by Madsteampunkpixiequeen October 29, 2022

pebble toot

Little fart escaping the butthole at minimal speed.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

Synonyms: Rock toot, stone toot, little fart, and puff of air.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

by Jerry springer October 6, 2015

Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.

Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots

by Primopig December 25, 2018

Jia toot wei

A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex

Look at this Jia toot wei face

by YEAR7A Ismah the nub August 23, 2018

toot

A very stinky fart that only girls can do.

Who went toot???!!!

by Poopcorp ko June 4, 2020