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laughing down the toilet

Vomit. In a named direction- hence toward the pot.
After David's 21st birthday, he was laughing down the toilet.
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Clean my Dirty Toilet

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.
I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.
by thelizx May 7, 2009
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pump the chemical toilet

When one has sexual intercourse with a less than desirable looking female, usually a 'sex worker' aka whore.

Origin: Family Guy
Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.
by thatonedudebro March 11, 2016
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That’s tilted

synonym for Lit
Used to describe something “crazy” or “random” in a cool way
Bro did you see that guy do a backflip in the park today?

Yea dude I saw him do it and I thought “Woah that’s tilted”
by Bleeeeeebledeeep November 3, 2017
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handcuffed to the toilet

The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.
Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.
by Moellertechnique April 20, 2018
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middle school toilets

the middle school toilets roam the bathrooms of public schools. it usually has mold and moss clogging it up, as well as poop on not only the inside of the toilet, but the outside as well. not to mention the pee covering the toilet and the sticky floor. the smell is something like barf, stinky socks, and a years worth of farts mixed together. when encountering one, run the other way as fast as you can.
eww, that middle school toilets smells like old eggnog and fart bombs!
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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Hiroshima the toilet

When you take an absolute gargantuan steamy hot watery shit (hopefully in a toilet), that typically is caused after eating Taco Bell, (and other Mexican food), this shit will be a traumatizing memory that you will live with forever.

It's called Hiroshima because this hot dihorrieah mess of a recked asshole, this massive Chernobyl explosion shit, this nuclear explosion bomb off a fart shit, should just destroy all living bacterias inside the toilet bowl, sometimes even going outside of it.

When this absolute honker of a shit erupts out of your now shredded asshole, like an atomic bomb, like a volcano, like a godly blast of extreme shit, it will destroy anything in its path, don't expect a clean butt after this, expect to have the dirtiest, shittiest, shower of your life, nothing else will get rid of it. You will smell horrible for the rest of the week, don't even try leaving your house.
Guy 1: Oh shit I think I have to go Hiroshima the toilet!

Guy 2: Fuck, call the plumbers.

Guy 3: Goddammit Taco Bell wasn't a good idea.
by KyrenShat March 14, 2022
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