Toilet hugging

Almost complete incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption. A toilet-hugger is likely to wake up in the morning on the lavatory floor with a raging hangover.
Digby was left toilet-hugging drunk having had one pint of Strongbow too many at the golf club on Saturday night.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
mugGet the Toilet huggingmug.

toilet ghost

noun: a toilet ghost is a whispy piece of tissue which fails to flush away first time. Post-flush inspection reveals the said ghost caught in the eddy of water. Not to be confused with a toilet demon
a little toilet ghost was left behind when she flushed the toilet.
by shez1 November 23, 2007
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Super Toilet

An entity from Cosmo's past that can only be assumed to be a wish gone horribly wrong with a basic water closet facility.
Cosmo: Ha, I beat you at Halo again!
Timmy: Super Toilet.
Cosmo: AHH! So! Much! CLOGGING!!!"
by TheNerg March 5, 2011
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nigga toilet

a musty crusty micropenis nigga who had sex with a toilet so now he is a toilet
damn! Look at that nigga toilet!

so big and thicc!
by gayniggaballs November 5, 2019
mugGet the nigga toiletmug.

Toilet Sex

This is the act of having sexual intercourse while one of the party's is going the bathroom. It is very dirty and I am guessing not very popular. Although it is not popular some people are aroused by it.
Dane Derouin likes the feeling of toilet sex in his bathroom only.
by 9289515257 October 22, 2011
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toilet bobber

When you sit on a toilet and and your bait touches the water causing your knob to bob in the water
I hate taking a dump at Ians house cause whenever i sit down on his shitty ass ghetto toilet my junk bobs under water turning my gear into a toilet bobber
by chonger November 30, 2005
mugGet the toilet bobbermug.

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