Almost complete incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption. A toilet-hugger is likely to wake up in the morning on the lavatory floor with a raging hangover.
Digby was left toilet-hugging drunk having had one pint of Strongbow too many at the golf club on Saturday night.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

noun: a toilet ghost is a whispy piece of tissue which fails to flush away first time. Post-flush inspection reveals the said ghost caught in the eddy of water. Not to be confused with a toilet demon
by shez1 November 23, 2007

An entity from Cosmo's past that can only be assumed to be a wish gone horribly wrong with a basic water closet facility.
by TheNerg March 5, 2011

by gayniggaballs November 5, 2019

This is the act of having sexual intercourse while one of the party's is going the bathroom. It is very dirty and I am guessing not very popular. Although it is not popular some people are aroused by it.
by 9289515257 October 22, 2011

I hate taking a dump at Ians house cause whenever i sit down on his shitty ass ghetto toilet my junk bobs under water turning my gear into a toilet bobber
by chonger November 30, 2005
