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Todd

You think Karen's bad? Fuck man. Just wait til you mean her flat earther husband, Todd.
by Tomstah July 22, 2020
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Todd Howard's short fuse

Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?
Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
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T-Rex Todd

He saw what you did there.
Did you just see T-Rex Todd?

Yeah he saw what I did there.
by T-Rex Todd May 2, 2011
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Todd

Todd’s origin is unclear thus far. Some theorise he was birthed by the Big Bang and some believe he has cropped up in the form of some well known Pagan Gods. Rumours tell he currently resides in Australia with a family. He has incredible power in every respect with a gargantuan sized muscular body to represent this. He embodies physical strength and demonstrates this with his crime fighting hobby. Usually overlooked as a result of him being physical specimen, he is incredibly artistic and intelligent. Todd is suave, humble, powerful and beautiful all around.
I just saw Todd... *visible salute*”
by LordAyr April 3, 2020
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Todd

Todd is a social butterfly. Always active and loves soccer! He loves his family and is a romantic person. He’s considerate of everyone’s feelings which makes him indecisive sometimes. He’s really smart and hardworking but can enjoy a lazy Sunday watching tv and eating a big meal. He loves the beach and in n out like a true Californian lol. He has a good sense of humor and doesn’t take things too seriously.
Todd is so fun to be around he’s so spontaneous
by Ojossscafe July 12, 2020
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