Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously
Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
by anonymous October 15, 2023
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Get the Loading the Toad mug.while also a large yorkshire pudding meal with sausages, it is also a british slang term for anal sex.
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Get the toad in the hole mug.while it is also a large british dish consisting of a large yorkshire pudding with some sausages, it is also a british slang term for anal sex.
"if your ass isn't burning from the vindaloo you ate, do you want some toad in the hole tonight"
"toad in the hole sounds nice, just don't forget the lube."
"toad in the hole sounds nice, just don't forget the lube."
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by theplanet20 January 13, 2024
Get the Nigger Toad mug.To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
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