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Imploding toad 

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK
You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.
Imploding toad by Sunshinegrl July 13, 2017
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Fuck Toad 

Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.
Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.
Fuck Toad by David Plays July 2, 2018

Gargling toad 

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.
Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...
Gargling toad by Hugh Jardón October 29, 2018

Bisky Toad 

A toad found in a dry area resembling the bisque state of clay such as Toadstool National Park in Nebraska.
I found a Bisky Toad and when I picked it up it gave me a Nod.
Bisky Toad by Risky Roadz December 6, 2018

Wet Toad 

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back
Eww that feels like a wet toad
Wet Toad by Calarovan February 13, 2019
Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.
Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*
Foot Toad by Hoe3336 April 5, 2019