Loading the Toad

Another word for Masturbating

I was Loading the Toad in there!

by BillyJimJoe October 31, 2023

toad in the hole

while also a large yorkshire pudding meal with sausages, it is also a british slang term for anal sex.

"If your ass isn't burning from that vindaloo, how about I give you some toad in the hole?"

by britain is ballz December 20, 2023

toad in the hole

while it is also a large british dish consisting of a large yorkshire pudding with some sausages, it is also a british slang term for anal sex.

"if your ass isn't burning from the vindaloo you ate, do you want some toad in the hole tonight"
"toad in the hole sounds nice, just don't forget the lube."

by britain is ballz December 20, 2023

Toad

The best.

Toad is the best!

by bigmacs69 December 27, 2023

Nigger Toad

Insult used to refer to an annoying, stubby individual, generally of a very dark complexion.

Srabon: brk
Koush: shut up you Nigger Toad

by theplanet20 January 13, 2024

Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 17, 2024

Female toad

These females are the most annoying, horrendous, stupid bitches to ever roam planet earth. Usually lives in Australia, year 7-10, wears cheap makeup, instagram stories are them admiring themselves. They have other toad friends mostly women too, they are sensitive as fuck nd can't get told to piss off without crying about it to their other toads. Think theyre the shit when everyone wants to bash them, if you even look at them or look in their direction once they will yell at you to stop looking at them because they think the sun revolves around them. They think theyre so special but will never contribute to society in an way shape or form, they bully people for no reason and whenever they defend themselves they use that as a reason to try and get them bashed up. they are stupid as fuck because they will accuse anyone of messing with them when nobody wants anything to do with them. they will make your classroom a shithole because they will go round to everyone and yell at you in front of every one for no reason. they scream at the top of their lungs because their mental age is close to 6. they honestly think theyre the scariest people alive but nobody likes them apart from their other ugly bitch friends. half of which don't even like them and are just pretending to. they act like the victims of everything when they want drama all the time. They also take photograph/record people in class to send to their toads because they have nothing better to do with their troubled life

Female toad: "What are you looking at?"
Teacher: "You're so full of yourself, what if he's not looking at you and looking outside?"

Female toad 1: bro, look at this photo of Ben I took in class today
Female toad 2: Oh my fucking god hahah, hes so obese honestly

Friend 1: "Jess is a fat fucking female toad honestly"
Friend 2: "I know that fat bitch gets on my nerves"

by justalilangry76 November 26, 2023