totes appro-pro

totally appropriate

1: I think I'm gonna bring a swimsuit to the pool party.
2: That's totes appro-pro

by supernovae June 17, 2009

totes mcgee

What you call somebody who is being a jive turkey.

Alex is acting like totes mcgee

by cjtemery June 19, 2010

totes

The abreviation of "totally"

Ben: Hey dave, that chick is totes hot.
Dave: Yeah im totes gonna hit that.

or

Ben: Hey dave, are you hitting up that grimy dub step show this weekend?
Dave: TOTES!

by Jessica EL April 15, 2008

Totes

short for "Totally"

Fun Fact: it is known as the stoner-est word in existence.

Steve-O: Man, u wana hit sum tree?

Leonard: Totes, bro! il get the bong

by jojo9d March 25, 2009

Scrotom Totem

1. The act of creating a worshipped object out of one or many pairs of genitals
2. 'Genital stacking'

after the genitals were stacked, the townspeople worshipped the scrotom totem

by John Fuller February 21, 2007

Totem Pole

Guy sits on a couch with a girl facing backwords as he penetrates her. From there, another guy climbs on her shoulders and puts his cock in to her mouth. Another girl climbs on to his shoulders and recieves oral from him, she holds on to a suspended bar to give the totem pole stability.

Guy: Dude, we have a ton of people together! Lets do a totem pole!
Girl: You sure?
Guy: Yea! We gotta do this orgy the right way!

by LastExile March 22, 2009

Totes Legg

A phrase representing an abbreviation of an abbreviation, expressing a satisfaction. "Totes" referring to the commonly used term by citizens of the Generation X population "totally." "Legg" referring to the commonly used term "legit," abbreviating the dictionary term "legitimate."

That new movie with Chuck Norris was totes legg!

by cornoskula May 21, 2010