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bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.
I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!
by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007
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bottle neck

To be able to strech a girls asshole so far to be able to blow on it and it would make a whistle sound.
by Matthew and Celeste May 13, 2005
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Bottle Rocket

during sexual intercourse in cowgirl position one wraps their arm around the girl's waist, and runs the other up the back into their hair. Once secure thrust rapidly and as hard as possible. When you finish thrust your hips up strongly and release her waist and hair, launching her off of your penis. You may choose to yell "Happy New Year!" "Happy Birthday!" or any other festivity where one may launch off a bottle rocket.
Remember to turn slightly to the side as to make sure she does not land on you in her dissent.

See Sparkler
"yup I did the bottle rocket...she went like 6 feet up...I yelled 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!' "
by Jekyl January 2, 2010
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Prime Bottle

A bottle used to urinate in. The name references the Amazon Prime branding because it is not uncommon for Amazon Delivery drivers to use prime bottles as portable on the go restrooms to save time and keep their performance metrics up.
We don't have time to stop, use a Prime Bottle.
by EyePatchYar April 12, 2022
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Bottle Of Bants

A raving good time with lots of cheeky banter with the lads.
Mate, last night was a bottle of bants. Cheeky Nandos.
by F7mrrhdywdBAPBcC June 9, 2015
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raw bottle

When having a dick larger than 9 inches and having fresh orgasm juice on it
I had a raw bottle on Tuesday .
by Younger organ March 5, 2018
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Bottle Football

Places where dreams are made of. Best school football team in the land. Originated from playing football with a bottle all day all night. Bottle grind never stops at bottle football COYB
I would hate to play Bottle Football.
by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019
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