Gassing the Tent

When you have a boner and fart so that the gas engulfs your penis and inflates your pants

Eww look at Mikey he's gassing the tent, I can smell it.

by Hamgurburger February 11, 2024

Vicks Rub Tent

The male act of masturbating, mainly upon awakening, with Vicks vapor rub instead of lube or lotion.

“Man! I woke up with such a huge boner, there was no lube nearby so I pulled a quick Vicks rub tent.”

“Honey, have you seen my Vicks vapor rub?”
“Yes dear, Johnny said he needed it for his Vick’s rub tent!”

by LovinShrubbin December 3, 2022

Marde tent

Collection of laanch

He's from marde tent group

by Lyaath September 29, 2021

bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024

Tent pegging

A sexual act of pegging someone while in a tent.

He got so drunk last night, they both decided to try tent pegging.

by DJ_Jakeypoos March 3, 2024

tenting

when you build a tent and sleep in it.

ex:

james: what are you doing tonight?

sarah: im tenting.

by anonymous August 6, 2023

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022