The epitome of capitalizing on heartbreak.
That is so Taylor Swift of you.
by JMLover November 09, 2010
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1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
by A_man_with_ears March 30, 2012
A literal dumb ass, as some would call this person. Often this term is used in a hurtful way to call someone mentally handicapped. These types of people are social outcasts that are best left ignored, as they try to provoke others to gain the attention it so desires.
Guy 1: Yo, I got this random Steam Notification from some guy named, "Phil Swift?"
Guy 2: What does it say?
Guy 1: It says, Black Chariot is a major offensive operation not for the defense of SCI Servers, but against SCI Servers as a whole. After being forced out of SCI for means of safety for our members, we are returning after months of exile. We do not expect to return after this operation. The entire Coalition is participating in this, and we expect YOU to be there too. Every and all weapons are deploying here. Destroy any and all opposition."
Guy 2: Well, he sure acts like a Phil Swift.
Guy 2: What does it say?
Guy 1: It says, Black Chariot is a major offensive operation not for the defense of SCI Servers, but against SCI Servers as a whole. After being forced out of SCI for means of safety for our members, we are returning after months of exile. We do not expect to return after this operation. The entire Coalition is participating in this, and we expect YOU to be there too. Every and all weapons are deploying here. Destroy any and all opposition."
Guy 2: Well, he sure acts like a Phil Swift.
by Dert26 June 17, 2018
Friend #1:where are you going?
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isn’t that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, let’s go to a ye concert
(At concert)
Fuck he’s wearing a MAGA hat
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isn’t that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, let’s go to a ye concert
(At concert)
Fuck he’s wearing a MAGA hat
by dannycsghosts September 28, 2020
A bland white bitch that white people love to overrate. She has the personality of a bread. If she was black she would've never been successful like that.
by roh moo hyun August 10, 2022
A heartbreaker
A woman who writes songs about all her ex boyfriends complaining about how horrible they were after she tells everyone how great they were during the relationship
And also an unworthy ex of Tom Hiddleston
A woman who writes songs about all her ex boyfriends complaining about how horrible they were after she tells everyone how great they were during the relationship
And also an unworthy ex of Tom Hiddleston
Person 1: “Did you hear Taylor Swift wrote a new song about her ex?”
Person 2: “Yeah, what’s new pussycat.”
Person 2: “Yeah, what’s new pussycat.”
by LokiOdinsonrightfulkingofasgar December 11, 2021