by Amalright November 19, 2013
Get the Road slugmug. It is an association with several humans that:
1)Are unable to plan/ sort out there lives
2)Have the mental age of either a 3 or 18 or 50 year old (no inbetween)
3)Can be very entertaining when they need to be
A well know fact is that Slug Club is always hungry and ravenous for other people's lunches and snacks but in the end they go to the canteen which is there holy grail.
There well known habitat is the library but Slug Club is known to migrate to different places.
Overall they are a lovely group and you will never get bored when you are surrounded with these pure perfections.
1)Are unable to plan/ sort out there lives
2)Have the mental age of either a 3 or 18 or 50 year old (no inbetween)
3)Can be very entertaining when they need to be
A well know fact is that Slug Club is always hungry and ravenous for other people's lunches and snacks but in the end they go to the canteen which is there holy grail.
There well known habitat is the library but Slug Club is known to migrate to different places.
Overall they are a lovely group and you will never get bored when you are surrounded with these pure perfections.
by Pro0rastinat0r! April 19, 2021
Get the Slug Clubmug. by Joe Pepper April 1, 2017
Get the slug nobbingmug. by The frog October 13, 2016
Get the thug slugmug. Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018
Get the scrumptious slugsmug. by Jimmy Stephen July 2, 2014
Get the Slug in the chambermug. by Sallytwist July 23, 2016
Get the Slug Logmug.