bottom mushroom

Unflattering description of a very popular brand name, but the least respected product in the industry.

The (brand name of your choice) is the bottom mushroom of the automotive industry.

by dattaway March 26, 2007

mushroom Tattoo

After acheiving climax by receiving oral sex the man pulls out his semi-flacid penis from her mouth and slaps it around her face. Leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Marlene give me a great blow job last night. When she finished swallowing I pulled it out and gave her a mushroom tattoo on the side of her face. You can still see it this morning

by J..C..2 March 1, 2009

mushroom dick

this is an circumcised penis

I'm so glad I have a mushroom dick because I never have to worry about getting a bad case of dick cheese.

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

mellow mushroom

the original brothers chaps character before home star runner, and a chain of pizza places

mellow mushroom has lotsa friends

by Chinese Jew August 9, 2003

MUSHROOM NUGGLIN

To rub your penis on a females clitoris.

"That ho was all hot while I was mushroom nugglin."

by Michael Paterson January 1, 2007

mushroom eye

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.

Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...

by Jared June 17, 2005

mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.

"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".

by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010