Nerd Flu

Absence from school/work the day after an all nighter/ midnight showing of a blockbuster film (usually based on a grapic novel such as Watchmen).

"I came down with a bad case of Nerd Flu after the midnight showing of X-Men Origins: Wolverine on Thursday."

by Sourr Elizabeth April 30, 2009

Italian Flu

When a man ejaculates on his partners facial area, causing a string of his own semen to hang from her nose resembling mucus.

Dude Tony gave Brenda the Italian flu last night. The bitch needed a box of Kleenex by the time he was done.

by Gabriel Riggs January 8, 2009

Detroit Flu

The practice of calling off work for the local baseball team's opening day or leaving work to go drinking or engage in other inappropriate practices while still on the clock. Very common among union workers at automotive plants in Detroit.

Aw dang, man. Joe done took off with that skeezy bitch from outside Hooters. He gonna call off tomorrow with Detroit Flu, fo shure!

by Essbase May 29, 2009

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022

tax flu

A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.

Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.

by Duchess of Dayton February 9, 2017

Corona Flu

The act of taking the day off work or school due to a hangover.

Hey - have you seen Scottie today?
No, I think he took the day off with the corona flu

by pbids February 3, 2020

Flu Rape

The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.

Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."

Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."

Chris: "That sounds rapey."

Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."

by The Schwerper December 22, 2017