Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

by mmikmont July 1, 2019

All bark no bite

A small little Albanian man who offers everyone out for a fight but never actually goes through with it. Also likes to start wars with women taller than him.

That Mondi has all bark no bite!

by Jackkbeaton January 29, 2025

barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025

barking

going hella fast

dudes barking
nah mate, ill pass him next lap

by kebabtallrik69 June 11, 2020

Swedish bark

Another word for a loud and obnoxious burp.

After the lugubrious dinner I did a Swedish bark.

by Cheesegrater1637 February 4, 2025

Barking

When something is holding you down diff, like ode. To the extent that it
howls at you.

Person1: Bro I just won the lottery
Person 2: Omg you’re barking

by Liutenant Bitches June 9, 2022

Letting the dogs bark.

Ripping your socks off, and letting your toes breathe.

Joe: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DANNY?!?!
Danny: Im letting the dogs bark.

by Vexinxenox1 May 28, 2022