Chode

Something that Walton on Cdnis got(A Dick that is fricken wider than it is long)

it would be too disturbing to look at my chode..

by The ? Guy May 22, 2007

chode

generally a short, fat dick.

his dick was chode size.

by NEBY October 27, 2007

Chode

a penis so fat that the width is greater than the length

"Damn, that Dan flashed us his nasty chode"

"You chode licker!"

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

chode

A penis shaped like a pizza dish, with such girth that it splits anything it enters.

Byron Peters is legendary for his chode. They say it's a real Bobby Dazzler.

by Simon Smith May 8, 2003

chode

The NASTY GRIME(sweat and shite) in between a males bunghole and scrotum .Can appear to look like butt-cheese and smell like it also.

"Dude?"Whats wrong with that cheese dip ?It looks an smells like chode!

by Francessca May 25, 2006

chode

dick durt. when you don't wash your penis, and friction causes the dead skin/dirt/lint to ball up into bite-size morsels...not that you eat em, you sick assholes.

"There's chode on my chode" - Order of Leitbur.

by mawz February 21, 2003

Chode

Chode (N), Choding (Verb) -When one experiences the euphoric effects of smoking way too much marijuana. The "Chode," is a title that can one earned by completely zoning out and having no f***ing whats going on. Symptoms of becoming a Chode are, the giggles. the munchies. and the faceless blank stare. If one displays these characteristics often, they may be deemed a "Chode Master".

How to Chode like a G: Recline car seat, bump some luciano pavoratti or "Con Te Partiro" by Andrea Bocelli. Whatever floats your boat...

Look at Sherman, he's completely Choded out.

Dude, I feel like Choding.

Jarvis is the ultimate Chodemaster.

by chop stik dik December 31, 2009