checked all the boxes

Unicorn mate

Tony checked all the boxes with Kat
3 star cooking cod clean house 70's porn sex. Yeah I guess there is karma
That dude landed a unicorn

Must have paid at the office

by Tonythetiler November 12, 2020

The Boxing Moose

When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.

Last night I was The Boxing Moose, I finally punched Cherie’s fart box and barked out loud!

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

Jack-in-the-boxpertise

Expert advice or opinion pertaining to Jack in the Box "Restaurants". This is evidenced in memorization of combo prices, and a working knowledge of which employees mess up your order as well as what shifts they tend to work.

Thanks to my in-depth Jack-in-the-boxpertise, I was prepared ahead of time for the $6.01 price tag of a Medium #4 with a Diet Coke, with curly fries replacing those soggy-ass "Natural Cut Fries".

by spicybrad July 30, 2008

Roxxors the Boxxors

for something to be very cool or excellent... a great compliment..

no sexual implications unless indicated by the pharse.

"Hey Izzy! You Roxxors my Boxxors!"

"Madame Machado...that test you gave was so easy! I Roxxored it's Boxxors"

sexual use :

"Yeah baby....I want you to Roxxors my Boxxors...."

by bAitEn_kAitOs August 25, 2005

jack in the boxers

When a guy's erection protrudes through the fly of his boxers

His jack in the boxers was pretty obvious when the hot chic walked by.

by Byoqi December 26, 2007

The Boxer

hen you're going down on a guy or in a position to handle his balls a lot, right as he's about to achieve orgasm or is in the throes of the event, sock him hard right in the balls like a boxer hits his opponent's face.

*WARNING* Some men may react by punching you in the head, so consider wearing a helmet to the event. Don't worry, if he's getting a blowjob he won't care about it, just say it's your fetish or something.

I gave my boyfriend The Boxer last night, and he's never came so hard before.

by PrinceGirl June 2, 2018

The boxing match

the boxing match is a male in his teens who don't be knowin what woman he is supposed to be with. Got himself hit in the head with a beachball for being stupid. The first response he got was "who did that?"

the boxing match got hit in the head with a beachball, and got all confused. He should have gotten hit with a brick!!

by bwotr August 9, 2006