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Atomic Confetti

The act of a man inserting a tampon into his rectum while he has a sick stomach and asking his partner to pull the string of the tampon out making a surprise explosion of diarrhea confetti!
“I heard our neighbors wife screaming last night. Turns out Joel pulled the good old Atomic Confetti trick on her!”
by katvond16 September 29, 2021
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atomic turtle

Atomic Turtle is a league of legends player known for Yasuo, he plays on the server eune and has been recognized for being one of the best Yasuo's in his elo.
That guys Yasuo is so Atomic Turtle

Is that Atomic Turtle?
by ThatOneCommunistGuy October 22, 2017
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Atoms

Woman comes from breast reduction

-Where are they?

-Gone, reduced to atoms.
by The Master Of Your Mom December 4, 2020
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Atomic Smash

An Atomic Smash is a sexual act where one participant recieves anal one hour after having Taco Bell.
"Hey Aspen, had you heard about how Charlotte gave me an Atomic Smash?"
by Futzyz July 21, 2024
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atomic swirlie

An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.
The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.
General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!
by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019
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Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik
Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓
by Rokosik November 3, 2022
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