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In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
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1) related to commuting suicide due to depression
He boy life because he was sad
by Jay Raw May 10, 2018
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Life

1.The thing nobody wants, yet always receives.

2.Something I don’t have
3.Something other people have
1.Ughh I hate my damn life
2.you don’t have a life dude. All you do is watch tv and chill on the couch, ya potato.
3.wow you have a life... unlike me
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Life

A bitch cuz if it were a slut it would be easy
by Trevor Zim March 13, 2010
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A life

"Do you even have a life jenna?"
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Its an illusion. Life means nothing to some, and everything to others. War is an illusion. Peace is an illusion, even love is. Emotions a illusion. These are all words made up to explain the unexplainable to all of us. Life, its not real. For all we know, we could be in a simulation, with no past memories, it could be a test to see if we are worthy of the world we are really in. There are some things we cannot explain, like life. People just want to believe that we are here for a purpose, not just to die. One thing thats not an illusion, is hope. Everyone hopes for something, whether its that someone dies, or that a loved one will survive through a coma. Hope is the only non-illusion.
Mike: Whats life?
Bill: An illusion.
Liam: Like most things.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
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You live your childhood being carefree then when you start kindergarten you officially start your walk through hell. At the end of collage you celebrate then another gate appears, which leads you to work, until you retire at the age of 60 then die in the near future.
I am going through the hell stage of life.
by 77x77 February 27, 2018
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