Cheeto tax

When you take cheeto's from your young sibling's plate; that's a cheeto tax

"Kids say the darndest things episode 5: I want to do a CHEETO TAX

by arson_investigator January 29, 2021

nut tax

The non-negotiable fee that must be paid to bust a nut in a friend's house

"Listen dude, I don't mind if you do it, but I expect the nut tax up front."

by LordOfWinter99 August 21, 2020

wage tax

The money a person earns for their company that they aren't paid.

"I made GE 2 million by inventing a new process for distributing power."
"How much did you make for doing that?"
"My salary is $200,000 a year."
"So basically GE taxed you 90% of the money you made them."
"Yeah, I guess I paid some sort of wage tax."

by Synthisis March 31, 2016

Soul Tax

Soul tax - the price you must pay for acting against your principles, especially when doing something primarily for money (like a job you hate).

I have to quit my job soon, the soul tax is killing me. I’ve almost forgotten who I am.

by hash4questions August 18, 2016

Tax queers

People who get married for tax reduction purposes.

Person 1: Harry and Ginny paid $10,000 less this year in taxes.

Person 2: Pshh. Tax Queers. They only do it for the money, not love.

by MorphLord October 1, 2017

Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023

blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.

I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?

by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 15, 2023