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Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.
Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.
by Wiskco March 19, 2020
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Tactical Cropping

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.
by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020
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_____tastic

Insert full name of part of name then add “tastic” to the end. Response you give when someone asks you how your girlfriend/wife or boyfriend/husband is doing or how is your relationship is going. Usually used which a sarcastic tone.
Friend 1 - “And how is Shannon doing?”
Friend 2 - “She is Shantastic!”

(_____tastic!)

Brother - “How are things going with Beau?”
Sister - “Things are have just been Beautastic let me tell you!”
(_____tastic)
by Chasekasch November 9, 2020
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Tactical binge

A strategic, but often accidental, mass consumption of a particular vice (eg. alcohol, tobacco or illicit substances). The purpose of this mass consumption is to induce an extreme negative reaction (often including a non-tactical chunder) thereby reminding oneself to avoid this vice in the short to medium term. The effects of a tactical binge wear thin with the passage of time.
Chris thought Jessica simply over-indulged in a dozen aperol spritzes one Friday in January, but it was really a genius tactical binge to help her get through FebFast.
by FuzzyFruit January 10, 2021
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Tactical Hentai

A doujinshi used for self defense/military missions in the Middle East
Soldier 1: “I got one 400 meters out north east
Soldier 2: “hit em with the tactical hentai”
by Ember2047 March 13, 2021
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Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse
Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.
by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021
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Tactical hotels

Tactical hotels is a barf gang base with armies and stuff its a army its legit puke dog water barf vomit i looked at it and had severe vomiting and nausea and its so bad purely made
hey i just had a tactical hotels (barf/vomit/puke)
by Voidrip April 3, 2021
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