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sperm tank

A girl who enjoys swallowing huge loads, often more than one in a sitting. She can be identified when she asks you to pull out and go in her mouth.
We were having sex and when I was ready to go she pulled me out and had me go in her mouth. Man what a sperm tank.
by Yigal November 26, 2004
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Bro Tank

A tank top intended for muscular and tan males. If you are skinny and pale, it does not compliment those features. The bro tank is usually worn by the classic douche. Many have the misconception that bro tanks make them look cool, but 95% of the time, the user looks like a major tool. A normal non-douche will refer to these garments as "douche tanks", but the tank wearing "bro" will deny the quality of doucheness that comes with the product. If the user admits that the tank is in fact, a douche tank, he is most likely not a douche. A "bro tank" has no class, and anyone with any qualities of a gentleman, will not wear a "bro tank".
Douche 1: Bro, there's a douche convention down at the beach!
Douche 2: Hey I need some new clothes for it! There's a sale at Hollister, so let's get some bro tanks!
Douche 1: Bro Tanks?! Those won't make us look like tools, let's get some!
by Mike Hunts Eaton August 13, 2013
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Over the tank Frank

A homosexual man that has a particular fondness for truck drivers.
I don't sleep in that pickle park anymore, its full of over the tank Franks.
by Osero November 11, 2006
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TANK

A very well known army vehicle. The tank saw its first action in the trenches of WWI. The Germans in WWII used their tanks effectively on all their fronts (Western Europe, Eastern Europe, North Africa, Balkans). The Germans used the tank to take over all of Europe, specially Erwin Rommel, who used his tanks wisely in North Africa. The Germans should be known as the fathers of tank warfare. After WWII, tank technology improved, with more armor, radar, and more firepower. The American Armies in Iraq used tanks to decimate columns of Iraqi armor and infantry. Today, tanks are still in army service, and the Russians also use them to crush civilian unrest. The tank is giant leap in ground warfare.
Tanks are versatile vehicles and they carry devastating firepower.
by your daddy June 30, 2003
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fuel-tank

After having anal sex and ejaculating, the male keeps his penis inside the female's rectum until it gets flacid, then he proceeds to fill the ass with urine.
She said, "Fill me up!" so I fuel-tanked the bitch.

Since it's hard to pee when your dick's hard, you'll have to give it a moment to soften up before a good fuel-tanking session can take place.
by Robert Arthur Gilbert December 31, 2007
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semen tank

Carlos can't fuck Carlita because hes just a semen tank.
by Mega-nig June 14, 2011
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Sheila the Tank

A talking tank on the popular internet series Red Vs. Blue. She is on the blue team and has a mind of her own. Her friends are Caboose (a little more than a friend) and Lopez, the Spanish Robot.
Caboose- Why are there five pedels for four directions?
Sheila- Target locked
Caboose- Thats not a target, that's Church...Oh
Church- What? Oh Shit---
Sheila- Firing main cannon....BOOM!
Tucker- You shot Church you Team-killing-fucktard!!!

Sheila the Tank
by Claytonio Boudalaire May 20, 2008
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