taliban turnpike

A taliban turnpike is a sex act in which the man puts on a racer's helmet and positions his hands like he's holding a steering wheel. The male proceeds to make car noises and "drives" into the pussy from the side. Later into sex, as the man climaxes, he yells "Allahu Akbar," bringing the 'Taliban' portion of the act.

Barney-"You get any of ol' Wilma last night, Fred?"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"

by Yaivs May 11, 2016

Taliessin

A cool guy with cool hair who gives really long, boring but influential lectures on topics that help you in life (and other shit).

"stop it with the lectures, you Taliessin!"

by Zera_Crimson August 22, 2017

talida

A beautiful name.

Clara: Hi, James, Do u like Talida?
James: Yes, I do!!!!2!!#!

by Jeymbleidk March 6, 2018

Tali

A guy thats mostly quiet around strangers but is really outgoing around friends. He loves to play sports, especially soccer.Has good looks and is very intelligent. he's not fake he's a real man , he would never hit girls though and he is just a real good person. He is considerate, kind, and loyal . Trusts those that are close to him. Always tries to be better than the next person.

Girl: I wish i dated Tali. He’s such a nice guy

by Thxt_one_guy October 27, 2019

Talibandit

The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.

Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021

talibansexual

You are sexually attracted to the taliban and get hard when they cane you/ cut off your head.
Please remeber to respect taliban sexuals.

I am coming out as a talibansexual.

by DerFührer6969 October 4, 2021

Tailpipe water

When something as water excreted through the tailpipe. In this case the muffler. Don't push on the gas to hard or you might create tailpipe water. Like when you are sliding into third and feel a squishy turd.

Where is this tailpipe water coming from? Don't know quit hitting the gas

by "The rusty trombone " December 1, 2021