Thailand Traffic Jam 

When you’re running a train on your favorite lady boy in Thailand. The man in the action realizes mid stroke that she’s a lady boy, so he cannot get to climax. Therefore the rest of the guys are waiting in limbo.

“I was next in line at a train running. And the man in the action caused a Thailand Traffic Jam, he didn’t realize Pong was a lady boy.”

Thailand Traffic Jam by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

Blackpool Traffic Light

A Blackpool Traffic Light is a traffic light used to tell cars whether to stop or go. More specifically, located in the absolute shithole that is Blackpool.

Traffic Light (in Blackpool):*turns red*
Guy 1: "It's a Blackpool Traffic Light!"
Guy 2: "No shit, we're in Blackpool."

Blackpool Traffic Light by Desiro January 8, 2026

Oncoming Traffic

1. Literal cars driving toward you on a road.

2. A gay or straight woman clocking and attempting to pick up you or your friend — especially after one (1) margarita.

“One drink in and now I’m steering her away from oncoming traffic.”
“Wait—actual traffic, or a dangerous looking woman?”

Oncoming Traffic by RockyRaccoon February 7, 2026

Alison Traffic Cone

A variation of the Slovakian Traffic Cone, wherein an individual, typically called Alison, shoves a traffic cone up your ass, no lube, and proceeds to screech like a banshee into it hoping for cave-like echos

Person 1: How did the meeting go?
Person 2: I got served the Alison Traffic Cone. I will need an ice-pack.

Alison Traffic Cone by SimpleText March 26, 2026

Buffalo Traffic Jam

The act of stuffing a dozen buffalo wings with carrot and celery sticks into your partner's anus and slathering your dick in ranch for lube and going to town.

I haven't been able to walk right for a week after letting him buffalo traffic jamming me in the bathroom of buffalo wild wings.

Buffalo Traffic Jam by Abrodolph L. May 29, 2026

post-class hallway traffic

Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.

Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.

post-class hallway traffic by Huntsvegas February 9, 2022

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam 

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam by 011000110 July 18, 2022