Toys "R" Us

A retailer that filed for bankruptcy in 2017 and closed all of its stores in 2018

I miss Toys "R" Us.

by JulieFayePrice October 9, 2020

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intellectual chew toy

1) Any concept or topic of discussion occurring primarily to satiate intellectual cravings.

2) Suggestive of any concept or topic of discussion that is excessively intellectual. Oftentimes not grounded in the practicalities of everyday life.

"Yea, I still remember some Immanuel Kant philosophy from school, but I don't such material useful. It's for professors, philosophers, and sophists. Kant's book is just one of many intellectual chew toys."

by ->oddchatsandmore.blogspot.com June 3, 2009

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Happy Toy Box

When a women shoves 10 to 12 sexual objects up her rectum, and her male partner has to shove his arm up to the elbow into her ass in order to retrive them. He then must sexually pleasure her with all of the objects. Multiple times.

Black Dude One: Hey homie what did you do last night?
Black Dude Two: Oh i hung out with that couguer Tywasha!
Black Dude One: Oh word?! How did it go?
Black Dude Two: We happy toy boxed so hard! She put 15 things up dat ass and when I pulled them all out they were covered in shit! Then I fucked her with each one 20 times!

by NelliyJuice January 18, 2012

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Alabama sex toy

This is a woman's index finger when used as a substitute for a dildo; so-called because by default it can be still used in Alabama, where sex toys are illegal.

Jennifer had no date that night, so she planned a quiet TV movie, a bubble bath, and her Alabama sex toy

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 15, 2010

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