Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.

I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip

by Skimpies On Tour May 26, 2016

Diarrhea Tour

Finding multiple random places to have a bowel movement

My dog ate my daughters toys, then went on a diarrhea tour of my house to get rid of them.

by Lilstew5 November 14, 2012

Slum Tour

A tour that usually consists of very few gigs performed by a little known band living out of a van.

For example, a band starting out on a tour with little networking and money is embarking on a slum tour.

Dude that was such a slum tour, we only played 3 shows and I had to shower in a burger king bathroom.

by Aspic Elm Hook November 1, 2012

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

tour crater

Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.

John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."

by ItsInu January 13, 2023

Apology tour

What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.

This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023

Ro-Hockey World Tour

A hockey-based game on Roblox where a bunch of underaged social rejects playing on their dirty iPads love to screw up their team's chance of winning the final against a team of 0 OVR bots, especially when they're the goalie. It's also filled with mostly sissy soccer/football fans with their display names being "Ronaldo" or "Messi" (those are the ones that you should NOT trust in RHWT) instead of actual like-minded hockey fans

Person 1: "yo wanna play ro-hockey world tour and sell??"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"

by Merc2009 December 20, 2023