Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
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Back Porch Tummy Lifter

Method devised to allow the mating process of two super behemoths.
Leroy finally closed the deal with Lefonda by employing the back porch tummy lifter!
by Lumpuckeroris April 16, 2009
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Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls
Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite
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Porch couch

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sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.
She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.
by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017
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Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.
I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.
by tehamahreha February 28, 2009
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Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.
"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"
by captain manly November 29, 2012
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