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Marcos Castillo

He is the one.

He is probably the only one that can save you from your miserable existence.

Trust in Marcos Castillo.
STORY OF MIKE AND JOHN
Mike: Do you know about Marcos Castillo?
John:No?
Mike: You’re a miserable clump of flesh and bones.
by Bobby424 November 23, 2021
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Marcos

Marcos is a very annoying guy. He usually gay and plays video games a lot. He is normally a nerd and always plays with him self your are never lucky to have him in your life
I really don't like Marcos
by ur_such_a_weirdo November 3, 2020
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Marco Joseph

A "Marco" has some very high racist way of delivering his humor that only 500IQ above will only get a chance to mimic their fraction of his humor.
-He is the inner divinity sacred within all of us
-Will send you memes mostly "dark" or "morbid"
-Powerful

*Buddies with Michael"
Marco Joseph: "Me and my Ex-wife had sex after she lost the one game we had bet on"

Michael: "what game?"

Marco Joseph: " Russian Roulette"

Michael: " YOOOOO"
by Gunnn June 8, 2021
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Marco

Marco is a beautiful human being. He has a MASSIVE wood and loves to slap keval, Kian and teddy’s face with it. He attracts way too many girls and sometimes it’s a hard for other boys to match with him. He’s an amazing footballer as he is the strongest and quickest in Sunday league soon to be playing in the Prem.
Roadman:Wagwan cuz what u got for man

Marco: Shut ur rasclart and move your batty crease aside
Roadman:yes sir... my mistake sir
by Mr.Curlzz December 13, 2019
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Marcos

Marcos is a straight Savage. Even though he has baby hands you will always catch him at extreme. Dont let him near your kids he will push them down and try to blame someone else. He definately is a bitch. He does have a big heart and loves all of his friends and family and he loves his girlfriend more than life itself. Altho he's short he compensates in other ways. He also has a fat 12 inch cock.
Hide your kids, hide your wife's, and beware of the schlong. Marcos is cumming.
by MarcosDaGreat November 24, 2021
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Marco

He is a weird sexual person who loves women and can't stand to be alone has a small penis but assumes he had a big one because of his low self esteem.
Marco was so bad in bed last night
by Japoxfriedman April 10, 2019
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Marcos

A tall, smart and funny boy with long brown hair that has a sense of humor.
Pilar saw Marcos walking to school today
by pesty November 28, 2023
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