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J-Storm

A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.

A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.

Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.

Chase is the founder of J-Storm.

Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.

Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"

"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
by C-Stormer July 29, 2017
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J-mass

A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl who is a snake or gold digger. Often times they share a room at ones parents house.
I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!

Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends
by #3OrDie July 19, 2018
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J&L

Your couple aren't J&L great
by Pseeeeudox April 27, 2017
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All J

Something that is so good! Like for reals good
“How is that taco?”
It’s All J bro it’s all j”
For real?”
by All J May 15, 2022
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J-Method

The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.
Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.

Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.

Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
by Ninjakitteh18 March 5, 2010
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ntsc-j

When used of console games, describes cartridges or discs that are intended to run only on machinery made for sale in Japan (historically, console games have tended to have regional lock-out due to greed, stupidity, silly/draconian licensing agreements and/or the perverse joy derived from shafting the consumer on the part of console manufacturers).

Frequently, the NTSC-J version of a game will have more features, different cover art and different content than the PAL (Europe) or NTSC-US (North America), or sometimes, won't be released at all outside Japan
I just got a copy of Rival Schools II and it's the NTSC-J version! That means the minigames Capcom took out in the North American version are still there.
by Vilnius XVIII August 8, 2007
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Cammy J

An act of not replying to messages on purpose, even though the message has been acknowledged. This is based off the human Cameron Jackson, who will frequently commit this act, thus the title 'Cammy J'.
"Hey man should we get Jack to come over?"
"I already messaged him, he's seen it so hes probably Cammy J'ing."
by Melonfuck October 10, 2013
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