When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
by Butler069 September 23, 2016
Get the Bumped the kerbmug. My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.
What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Hump Bumpsmug. by JJheffs June 17, 2017
Get the Dumpster Bumpmug. also known by the proper medical term cutis beyoncia, caused involuntarily by Beyonce's sexy bod, voice and presence. Erection of papillae muscles in the skin cause "b-bumps" to raise on a person's skin at the base of the hair folicles. note that B-bumps are only temporary, if erection of B-bumps last more than 4 hours consult a physician.
by mimalicous June 18, 2010
Get the b bumpsmug. Lips that are so big, so round, so juicy, and so irresistible. Adjective. Typically used to describe someone you like.
Its what you get when you cross an African and teenagers.
Its what you get when you cross an African and teenagers.
by YeaLostInTheMomentBitxes September 24, 2011
Get the Bumps Lipsmug. Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.
I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.
by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019
Get the corn bumpsmug. by SugarBear22 October 11, 2018
Get the Whore Bumpmug.