Tessa

Usualy an indian who is but ugly,

Yo dude that tessa is a wrongen right there
person 2:- drop kick

by tom manstoop March 24, 2009

Tessa

A girl with big boobs and a big ass that gives you a Bonner 🍆💦

Hey Tessa you look sexy

by Jack 777 December 12, 2018

Dirty Tessely

Dirty Tessely is when you make a drawing with your partners cum

~Example dirty tessely~

Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”

by Youra Yun-Jae January 24, 2021

Tessy

Commonly known as a courtesy wipe.

after taking a dump, Davey returned to the bathroom to wipe again and get the leftovers, thus a tessy

by Baybay16 August 18, 2016

Tessius

Definition #1 - The stupidest fucking cunt living in Pittsburgh, his asshole expands to the star size of Texas and the strip of the Byzantine Empire, and when he poses for Goatsee, his anus screams Ave Maria.

Definition #2 - The underside of a typical male testical. Commonly known for being darker than the males scrotum. When people refer to "Tessius", they often do so without realizing it.

Definition #3 - The act of covering one's cock in shit and puke.

Example given for definition #1:
Bitch 1: Did you just see that big fat fucking Tessius?
Bitch 2: How could I fucking miss it? I heard it giving a sermon as it walked by.

Example given for definition #2:

Dude 1:" Hey bro, ima suck you dick cuh. Then ima lick yo Tessius."
Dude 2: "Fuck yes. You know me too well!"

Example given for definition #3:
Hick 1: "So I was telling this dumb blond to shut the fuck up and she pulled a Tessius after I shoved my dick in her ass and pulled out in just enough time for her to eat the shit off of it. She vomited all over my cock.
Hick 2: Did she finish?
Hick 1: You fucking know she did.
Hick 1 & 2 high five.

by BallAdjuster June 14, 2011

Tessa

Goes great with a Tyson,Timmy ,or nick. Tessa is a strong lovable quirky person. She’s the person that will tell a person that she likes them right anyway. Tessa is mostly to be a athlete like a gymnast or a softball player , volleyball player

Omg is That Tessa ?
She’s really thicc

Omg did you know Tessa is dating nick

by Imagod12345 October 12, 2019

Pebbles & Tessie

Pebbles & Tessie were the pets of Pat and Mick, Rachel and Sean. Pebbles was a female Tortoishell Cat and Tessie was a female Kelpie Blue heeler X. They were the best pets of all time. And they lived into their late teens. When anyone saw Tessie and Pebbles they would be in awe of thir greatness, and their names became words that would be used to express how good something was.

Pebbles & Tessie Example - For exmaple Sean - "these oranges are really good Dad(Mick)"
To which Mick would reply "Tessie like oranges. Tessie joined the navy, so she coyuld have a naval orange".

Sean - "Dad, I really like your new car" - "So do I Dad replied" . "My new car is so good, even Pebbles said it was good". Pebbles is cat, so cannot talk. The car is so good that a cat who cannot talk, cos she is a cat, says it is good.

by Sean Curry August 4, 2007