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spanish tears

Spanish tears are drops of cum dripping down the thighs after a creampie.
Ugh get me a tissue ive got Spanish tears.
by Gobjob December 28, 2018
mugGet the spanish tearsmug.

Phantom Tears

The feeling of tears running while being just fine.
Friend 1: I have lived in that home for too long, I can feel these phantom tears.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.
by Bro_Egg July 15, 2021
mugGet the Phantom Tearsmug.

Tears of reflection

Tears Of Reflection is a 5 piece post-hardcore/screamo band from South Wales, U.K. The band consists of Dual vocalists ( 1 screamer, and 1 normal singer) a bassist, a guitarist, and a drummer.

In 2011 the band are playing festivals such as greenbelt, and Rheola festival.
Tears of reflection to play greenbelt 2011
by Joe-ftw December 14, 2010
mugGet the Tears of reflectionmug.

Motard Tears

The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.

These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.

Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
Have a cry motard, I need to make up some more mosturising lotion with your motard tears.
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
mugGet the Motard Tearsmug.

tear jugs

Man, she's got Tear Jugs!
by Seabiscuit March 12, 2016
mugGet the tear jugsmug.

chats tears

Ranboo's chats tears after lore stream Sadge
You can see chats tears after they see ":)"
by BeeMyBeloved May 9, 2021
mugGet the chats tearsmug.

Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube
Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm
by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017
mugGet the Tear Lubemug.

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