Matthew With A Sweater

This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.

That is A Matthew with a sweater, I should stay away.

by Matthew With A Sweater January 26, 2022

cosby sweater

When one is perspiring excessively. Sweating like a black celebrity on a rape charge.

So hot im doing the cosby sweater.

by jaylo 80 January 11, 2016

the argyle sweater

this is a type of sweater that is very common but when found you cant just help but saying THE ARGYLE SWEATER.

Jim:hey man i wanna go get(says in rather loud voice) THE ARGYLE SWEATER.

John: dude i think you really need some help.

by phillipe vanderbilt February 14, 2009

sweater weather

an incredibly heterosexual song, definitely the cis anthem wow imagine

"shes listening to sweater weather? wow she must be hetero."

by snakeybitch300 December 1, 2020

emo sweater

Sweats that were made popular by weezer's Sweater song.

If you want you can destroy my sweater.

by Stivers November 17, 2004

Orange Sweater

One who is strongly disliked. Often used to describe, "Extreme" sport players who get in the way of another "Extremist".

Hey, in-liner! Watch where you're skating.... Stupid Orange Sweater.

by ranatalus July 25, 2003

sweater kittens

another word for boobs, awesome ones. sometimes referred to as "sk's"

"man o man, sally has some nice sweater kittens. meow"
also.... "nice sk's, not you"

by hallsy September 17, 2002